Queen of Nonsense

obscuresymbolism:

Things Sharkando 2 Did Not Contain but Should Have:

  1. Mr. Moseby shouting “SHARKS? IN MY LOBBY?” 
  2. Jim Cantore 
  3. Billy Ray Cyrus as a cardiologist

meta18:

aphdenmark:

when will ppl shut up about that ice movie

ice age was good fuck off

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

lotsaspaghetti:

*semi-popular cartoon from 1997 with semi-sexual reference* THIS SHOW GAVE ZERO FUCKS

avasdemon:

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buttsexstiel:

buttsexstiel:

buttsexstiel:

Listen up!

last month, 28-06, i bought and paid my ticket at Rogue Events, for the Asylum 14 convention which I was very happy about and I was very excited to go. 
But this weekend, all my friends from both tumblr and twitter, received their confirmation-emails about their payment going through and I did not. So I got a little concerned and worried and emailed them the following day, asking them if my payment had gotten through.

I got a reply, saying: “The order status will be updated when payment has been matched to the booking.” so I was like ‘yeah alright’ so i waited a few more days, before emailing them again, telling them that i was concerned and that it stressed me out, not knowing if my payment had gotten through, since I’m from Denmark and my bank might’ve messed something up, yeah?

So this was the email that I received this morning. I am in shock, to see such a bad customer service, just for asking them a nice and polite question. I do not know what to do and if I even get my ticket, but if I dont, I will report them, since this is illegal business (stealing money from people’s pockets)

Just beware of Rogue Events when you buy your convention tickets. 

update!

i am now banned from any rogue events-conventions  just from posting this, but i will not take this down. i want everyone to know how badly i got treated.

second update: they are threatening to take legal actions for putting this post up but i will still refuse to take it down. everyone should know about how i was treated. nobody deserves such treatment, so be careful guys.

so please keep spreading the word.

classytragedy:

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

This is beautiful

chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate

anneboleyns:

romanovia:

fun date idea:

take me to comic con

drop me off

leave

pick me up when it’s over tho

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

tardis-mind-palace:

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

fun things to do in front of nerdy boys

intentionally mix up zelda and link
mispronounce “anime”
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”

I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage

you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want

necrophiliaczooplankton:

classyrainbowaristocrat:

Homestuck hasn’t ruined my life, it’s just straight up fucking replaced it.

oH MY GOD