Queen of Nonsense

karate-joe:

hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

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not sure how to feel about this

romy7:

laurapancakes:

The 5 times Sokka forgot Toph was blind and the time he didn’t.

ggeology:

Opalized wood

reallylameblog:

hangovers:

zehymen:

THIS IS UNFAIR IM JUST COLORBLIND NOT A VIOLENT SCHIZOPHRENIC 

Ok but why is homosexuality considered a mental disorder

This whole thing is stupid and not accurate whatsoever and btw not all schizophrenics are violent and homosexuality literally is no longer in the DSM this whole thing is so shitty I’m shutting this post down it’s closed now

Guys, I’m pretty sure the joke here is that all of them have numbers except for 5, which is illegible to everybody, thus calling everyone gay. Please calm down.

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

sothisiswhyimgay:

Romance isn’t dead.

failure-artist:

mechanicaljester:

I love the Makaras and all but some of you people seem blissfully unaware that actual Juggalos have existed since way before Homestuck was a thing and that concerns me.

damn these youngsters. i knew an ICP fan in high school though he didn’t wear…

I met my first juggalo on neopets. We were in a role play guild together, co-running it, and her name was Eli. She was very tomboyish and I almost became a juggalo bc I’m lame and try a lot subconsciously to get into the things that people I like are into. I miss her but I’m glad I never got too far into that

Anonymous ASKED →


i got really high the other night and i went to this calzone place with my friend and i saw this girl i went to school with that i kind of knew but not really and i got really close to her face and i was trying so hard to say hello but all that came out was "do you have comcast digital cable?" and the next thing i knew i was eating a calzone

sidnugget:

Fuck

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

tan-the-man:

themajesticalnarwhal:

He looks so strange without the mustache. 

You mean damn fine.